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“Happy is – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” (Psalm 137:9 - The Holy Bible)

Happy is – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” (Psalm 137:9 – The Holy Bible

"And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." Leviticus 26:29 - The Holy Bible

“And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.” Leviticus 26:29 – The Holy Bible

Please share and light a candle for all the pregnant women drowned during Noah's flood. (Genesis 5:32-10:1 - The Holy Bible)

Please share and light a candle for all the pregnant women drowned during Noah’s flood. (Genesis 5:32-10:1 – The Holy Bible)

2KI 6:29

ezekiel 23:20

 

'Trump slump': US tourism industry down $240 million since Trump took office

‘Trump slump’: US tourism industry down $240 million since Trump took office

Trump has cost the US travel industry around $240 million in lost revenue, according to the Global Business Travel Association (GBTA).

If every church was converted into a homeless shelter there would be no homelessness.

If every church was a homeless shelter there would be no homelessness.

If your 10% fed the hungry instead of the church no one would be hungry.

If your 10% fed the hungry instead of the church no one would be hungry.

If every church was a homeless shelter there would be no homelessness.

If every church was a homeless shelter there would be no homelessness.

Feed the Hungry, Not the Scammers

Feed the Hungry, Not the Scammers

If every church was a homeless shelter there would be no homelessness.

If every church was a homeless shelter there would be no homelessness.

divide and control

Religions fear those with knowledge, and control those without it.

Religions fear those with knowledge, and control those without it.

Religions fear those with knowledge, and control those without it.

I came from a rib !?!

I didn’t come from a monkey, I came from a rib !?!

Two Penguins walked from Antarctica to the Middle East. After their 1 year and 17 day cruise they walked back to Antarctica. If it wasn't for them there would be no more Penguins on this planet. - Genesis 7 & 8

Two Penguins walked from Antarctica to the Middle East. After their 1 year and 17 day cruise they walked back to Antarctica. If it wasn’t for them there would be no more Penguins on this planet. – Genesis 7 & 8

The 7 days that God waited after Noah initially entered the ark often gets lost in calculation
Gen. 7:4 Noah’s age when they entered the ark – 600 yrs / second month / 10th day
Gen. 7:11 Noah’s age when flood started – 600 yrs / second month / 17th day
Gen. 8:14 Noah’s age when they exited the ark – 601 yrs / second month / 27th day
Total time on the Ark with the animals and his family would be 1 yr & 17 days
Total time from the time the flood started to the time they exited would 1 yr & 10 days

Religion does group people into different sects. Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus. These differences sometimes can cause disagreements and hostility between people of different religious backgrounds. Wars have been waged in the past and present in the name of religion and often times the resentment follows through generations to come.

Religion does group people into different sects. Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus. These differences sometimes can cause disagreements and hostility between people of different religious backgrounds. Wars have been waged in the past and present in the name of religion and often times the resentment follows through generations to come.

Religion Divides Love Unites

Religion divides people into different groups. Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, etc. These differences cause disagreements and hostility between people of different religious backgrounds. Wars have been waged in the past and present in the name of religion and the resentment follows through generations to come.

Religion Divides Love Unites Religion divides people into different groups. Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, etc. These differences cause disagreements and hostility between people of different religious backgrounds. Wars have been waged in the past and present in the name of religion and the resentment follows through generations to come.

Religion Divides Love Unites

Religion divides people into different groups. Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, etc. These differences cause disagreements and hostility between people of different religious backgrounds. Wars have been waged in the past and present in the name of religion and the resentment follows through generations to come.

Religion Divides Love Unites

Religion divides people into different groups. Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, etc. These differences cause disagreements and hostility between people of different religious backgrounds. Wars have been waged in the past and present in the name of religion and the resentment follows through generations to come.

Religious Branding / Brainwashing may not leave physical damage, but the scars cut to the very core of a person. Psychological abuse occurs when a person tries to control information available to another person with intent to manipulate that person’s sense of reality or their view of what is acceptable and unacceptable.

Religious Branding / Brainwashing may not leave physical damage, but the scars cut to the very core of a person.

Psychological abuse occurs when a person tries to control information available to another person with intent to manipulate that person’s sense of reality or their view of what is acceptable and unacceptable.

The Easter Story - One day, while wondering through the desert, a man saw a bunny laying little, tiny, chocolate eggs. The bunny told him: if you eat my little eggs I will give you everlasting life. The man ate the little chocolate eggs and three days after his death the little bunny lifted him up to heaven to live happily ever after. So the next time you see a bunny laying little chocolate eggs make sure you eat them all so you to can have everlasting life.

The Easter Story – One day, while wondering through the desert, a man saw a bunny laying little, tiny, chocolate eggs. The bunny told him: if you eat my little eggs I will give you everlasting life. The man ate the little chocolate eggs and three days after his death the little bunny lifted him up to heaven to live happily ever after. So the next time you see a bunny laying little chocolate eggs make sure you eat them all so you to can have everlasting life.

Do Your Kids Know Why We Celebrate Easter?

The Easter holiday may be the best time to tell your children of their need for the Easter Bunny and his magical little chocolate eggs.

The Easter Story - One day, while wondering through the desert, a man saw a bunny laying little, tiny, chocolate eggs. The bunny told him: if you eat my little eggs I will give you everlasting life. The man ate the little chocolate eggs and three days after his death the little bunny lifted him up to heaven to live happily ever after. So the next time you see a bunny laying little chocolate eggs make sure you eat them all so you to can have everlasting life.

The Easter Story – As you read this story Examine the Evidence For The Easter Bunny, Little Chocolate Eggs, Resurrection, and What it Means for You.

The Easter Bunny is the cornerstone of our faith — it’s right up there with Santa Claus. Learn The Powerful Story Behind Why We Celebrate Easter.

The Easter Bunny is the cornerstone of our faith
– it’s right up there with Santa Claus. Learn the powerful story behind why we celebrate Easter.

Easter is the holiday that celebrates resurrection, through the eating of little chocolate eggs, and the Easter Bunny's promise of eternal life. Learn The Powerful Story Behind Why We Celebrate Easter.

Easter is the holiday that celebrates resurrection, through the eating of little chocolate eggs, and the Easter Bunny’s promise of eternal life. Learn The Powerful Story Behind Why We Celebrate Easter.

Easter is the celebration of resurrection from the dead. … As we know from the Easter Bunny’s Story, He rose from the dead on the third day following his eating of the little chocolate eggs. Learn the story, eat the little chocolate eggs, and you to shall have everlasting life.

Christian Archeologist finds the drill that Noah and his three sons used to drill holes in the more than 3 million boats that were built before the great flood.

Christian Archeologist finds the drill that Noah and his three sons used to drill holes in the more than 3 million boats that were built before the great flood.  Noah and his three sons traveled the world, before the great flood, making sure no other boat would float when the rains started.

Easter, also called Pascha (Greek/Latin) or Resurrection Sunday, is a festival and holiday celebrating Jesus's love for Bunny Eggs and his resurrection from the dead, after eating them described in the New Testament as having occurred on the third day of his burial after his crucifixion by the Romans at Calvary c. 30 AD. Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated Jesus after he got hammer and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days. "And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures" 1 Corinthians 15:4 King James Version (KJV)

Easter, also called Pascha (Greek/Latin) or Resurrection Sunday, is a festival and holiday celebrating Jesus’s love for Bunny Eggs and his resurrection from the dead, after eating them described in the New Testament as having occurred on the third day of his burial after his crucifixion by the Romans at Calvary c. 30 AD.

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated  Jesus after he got hammer and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days.  And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures” 1 Corinthians 15:4 King James Version (KJV)

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated a man after he got hammered and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days. "And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures" - 1 Corinthians 15:4 Tiko's Version (TV)

Can you be a vegan and eat Bunny Eggs?

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated  a man after he got hammered and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days.  And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures” 1 Corinthians 15:4 King James Version (KJV)

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated a man after he got hammered and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days. "And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures" - 1 Corinthians 15:4 Tiko's Version (TV)

For God so loved the world that he gave us Bunny Eggs that whoever eats them shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16 Tiko’s Version (TV)

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated a man after he got hammered and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days.  And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures” – 1 Corinthians 15:4 Tiko’s Version (TV)

"Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up from the dead." John 6:54 Tiko's Version (TV)

“He isn’t here! He is risen from the dead and walks among us!” Luke 24:6 Tiko’s Version (TV)

“Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up from the dead.” John 6:54 Tiko’s Version (TV)

Paleontologists discovered a Tyrannosaurus rex with Jesus Christ’s remains in a ‘rock-cut’ tomb outside of Jerusalem’s city walls.

Paleontologists with the Burke Museum of Natural History and Culture and the University of Washington have discovered a Tyrannosaurus rex including a very complete skull. The find, which paleontologists estimate to be about 20 percent of the animal and 100 percent of Jesus, includes vertebrae, ribs, hips, lower jaw bones and Jesus Christ’s remains inside. The team, led by Burke Museum Adjunct Curator of Vertebrate Paleontology and UW biology professor Gregory P. Wilson, discovered the T. rex during an expedition outside of Jerusalem’s city walls in an area where researchers have found over a thousand ‘rock-cut’ tombs that match those that Jesus could have been buried in. Two Burke Museum paleontology volunteers, Jason Love and Luke Tufts, initially discovered pieces of fossilized bone protruding from a rocky hillside. The bones’ large size and honeycomb-like structure indicated they belonged to a carnivorous dinosaur. Upon further excavation, the team discovered the T. rex skull along with ribs, vertebrae, and parts of the jaw and pelvis. Inside the T. rex ribs and vertebrae were the remains of what DNA tests concluded to be a man known as Jesus the Christ.

T. rex was one of the largest meat-eating dinosaurs to ever roam the Earth. Measuring an average of 40-feet long and 15 to 20-feet tall. T. rex was a fierce predator with serrated teeth and large jaws. Fossil evidence shows it ate other dinosaurs like Edmontosaurus and Triceratops with crushed bones from the animals even showing up in the its fossilized poop. T. rex lived about 2,000 years ago outside of Jerusalem’s city wall.

Because God wants to hear you beg, Mija! Type "AMEN" and share

Mami, If God knows everything already, why do I have to pray?

Because God wants to hear you beg, Mija!  Type “AMEN” and share

are praying to the wrong God and every time you pray the real God gets angry?

There are more than 5,000 Gods. What if you. . .

are praying to the wrong God and every time you pray the real God gets angry?

Big Corporations, who control our politicians, are the ones standing against what most Americans want.

Big Corporations, who control our politicians, are the ones standing against what most Americans want.

Insurance Companies against – Free Healthcare

Private/Religious Schools against – Free Education

Private Jails, Pharmaceutical Companies against – Free Medical Marijuana

Big Power Companies against – Free Electricity (Solar and Wind)

Big Oil Companies – Free Transportation (Solar/Electric Cars)

Because we have absolutely no idea which God we should really be worshiping, we need to diversify our investment. The more Gods you pray to the more likely you are of pleasing the right God. Therefore, you should invest your time wisely. Buy yourself some knee pads and start praying to all the different Gods today.

“Banking in Gods.”

“Banking in Gods.” I’m not talking about your money, but something far more important—your eternal salvation. Each of us is investing our lives in something. It may be a career. It may be building a solid marriage and rearing our children. But, we all are allotted a certain number of days. We spend them doing something. The sum total of how we spend our days amounts to the investment of our lives. Whatever your age, you need to think carefully about how to invest wisely the few short years that God gives you. Jesus asked the vital question (Mark 8:36), “For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and forfeit his soul?”

Because the Bible is a collection of ancient books, from many different religions, we have absolutely no idea which God we should really be worshiping. Therefore, we need to diversify our investment.

In your retirement account, you’ve probably heard about the need to diversify the investments in your portfolio – because if you invest all of your money in one stock or sector, you risk having the entire strategy blow up in your face when something goes wrong.

Similarly, you don’t want to invest all of your faith in one God. If the trends change or your friends and family stop believing in that one God, your entire salvation strategy is dead in the fire. So keep your God worshiping efforts diversified to protect yourself.

The more Gods you pray to the more likely you are of pleasing the right God. Invest your time wisely. Buy yourself some knee pads and many different Bibles and start praying to all the different Gods today.  (Mark 8:36), “For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and forfeit his soul?”

 

When you subscribe to a religion, you have only two options. You can become an idiot, or you can become a hypocrite.

 

Hello, I'm Mike, I know I'm in the correct classroom and I love math, science, critical thinking, evidence based research and all that is based in reality, factual evidence and helpful to our planet and all of its inhabitants.

Please introduce yourself to the class.

Hi, I’m John, I’m not sure if I’m in the right classroom, but I love Jesus.

Hello, I’m Mike, I know I’m in the correct classroom and I love math, science, critical thinking, evidence based research and all that is based in reality, factual evidence and helpful to our planet and all of its inhabitants.

 

"And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. . . And the evening and the morning were the fourth day." Genesis 1:16-19

Creation Is Not Science

“And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. . . And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.” Genesis 1:16-19

If God created the sun on the fourth day… How had four days passed?

The lord works in mysterious ways!

The billionaire philanthropist whom Donald Trump has tapped to lead the Education Department once compared her work in education reform to a biblical battleground where she wants to "advance God's Kingdom." ...

I didn’t come from a monkey… I came from a rib!

Creation Is Not Science

Creation Is Not Science

What happened to all the other boats that were built before the Noah’s flood?

How dare you question the Bible!

Nobody else had a boat !?!?!?! WTF

Kid’s got a point !?!

 

Most Christians have absolutely no clue what's in their "holy book"!

Most Christians have absolutely no clue what’s in their “holy book”!

 

Two sloths walked 20,000 miles (32,000 kilometers) from South America to the Mideast.

Two sloths walked 20,000 miles (32,000 kilometers) from South America to the Mideast.

Two sloths walked 20,000 miles (32,000 kilometers) from South America to the Mideast in order to board Noah’s ark. If it wasn’t for them there would be no sloths left on earth.

The sloth is so slow, that it is actually named after its slowness, as the meaning of sloth is laziness or sluggishness. If a sloth does decide to move, it can reach a top speed of 2 meters (6.5 ft) per minute, that’s 0.12 km/h, or 0.07 miles per hour. Sloths live exclusively in Central and South America, enjoying the tall trees found in rain forests. The only times these mammals leave their tree is to use the bathroom and to take a swim. Sloths in captivity sleep from 15 to 20 hours per day, which can leave them very little time for social activities. If left in the wild, sloths can successfully live for up to 20 years.

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“Withhold not correction from the child; For if thou beat him with the rod, he will not die.” (Proverbs 23:13)

Beating a child with a rod is wrong! No matter what your “holy book” says.

“Withhold not correction from the child; For if thou beat him with the rod, he will not die.” (Proverbs 23:13)

Religious ideas should be open to criticism, mockery and ridicule. Because religion is at the heart of today’s biggest human rights abuses, mocking religion is not only acceptable, it is an obligation. Mocking religion demystifies it, increases tolerance and allows those who are free to speak for those who live under the tyranny of religious dogma. Making fun of religion also encourages its disassociation from politics. Not Mocking Religion Is an Assault on Free Speech.

 

Religious ideas should be open to criticism, mockery and ridicule.
Because religion is at the heart of today’s biggest human rights abuses, mocking religion is not only acceptable, it is an obligation.
Mocking religion demystifies it, increases tolerance and allows those who are free to speak for those who live under the tyranny of religious dogma.
Making fun of religion also encourages its disassociation from politics.
Not Mocking Religion Is an Assault on Free Speech.

We Are All Victims of Religion

We Are All Victims of Religion
Many Americans reject the evidence that humans are causing global warming because they believe God controls the climate.
Groups that are more likely to believe “God controls the climate, therefore people can’t be causing global warming” include:
⦁ Tea Party members (38%)
⦁ Conservative Republicans (31%)
⦁ Evangelical and Born-Again Christians (30%)
Groups that are less likely to hold this belief include:
⦁ Agnostics and atheists (1%)
⦁ People who do not believe that the Earth was created in six days, as described in the Bible (5%)
⦁ People who have no religious affiliation (6%)

If you feel a strong or strange feeling in your heart Call 911... And Fast!

God is a strong feeling in my heart
Angina pectoris is the medical term for chest pain, discomfort or a strange feeling in your heart. It occurs when the heart muscle doesn’t get as much blood as it needs for example, during times of physical activity or strong emotions. Lying to yourself can cause severe emotional stress.
The American Heart Association’s Possible triggers of stable angina include: Emotional stress, Exposure to very hot or cold temperatures, Heavy meals, Smoking
If you feel a strong or strange feeling in your heart Call 911… And Fast!
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Children should learn Math and Science  Not ridiculous myths about talking snakes, people walking on water and living inside animals. Both President Donald Trump and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos want public money to go toward tuition at private religious schools. Trump’s 2018 budget proposes putting $250 million toward private school vouchers. Private religious schools that will teach mythology instead of math and science.
Children should learn Math and Science
Not ridiculous myths about talking snakes, people walking on water and living inside animals.
Both President Donald Trump and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos want public money to go toward tuition at private religious schools. Trump’s 2018 budget proposes putting $250 million toward private school vouchers. Private religious schools that will teach mythology instead of math and science.
Evangelical Christians are Trump’s most ardent supporters. Evangelicals also continue to be the most predictable opponents of Science education, environmental protections, human rights, racial and gender equality, lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality and reproductive rights.  
Trump loves the “poorly educated” and no group in America is more uneducated than Evangelical Christians.
Evangelical Christians are Trump’s most ardent supporters. Evangelicals also continue to be the most predictable opponents of Science education, environmental protections, human rights, racial and gender equality, lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality and reproductive rights.
This was the absolute worst case of extreme animal cruelty ever documented.
This was the absolute worst case of extreme animal cruelty ever documented.
Only a psychopath could inflict so much pain and trauma to so many innocent and defenseless animals. Never has anyone confessed to so much cruelty.
The Psychopath’s Confession: “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground” – Genesis 6:7  (The Holy Bible – Noah’s Ark and The Great Flood)
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ATHEIM
We are all born atheists.
Religion is a joke